Location:
northern california
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2 hours ago
Time here:
1 month
Gender:
Male
I prefer:
Females
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UMD ID:
156157
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I'm here to:
Chat with friends, roleplay with others, and find others interested in meeting up
My likes:
pies, and mud
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About Me:
I have been a very long time lurker, quite possibly longer than many of you have been alive. To prove my point, let me just say that my Beard is 43 years old My wife is tolerant of my fetish and did try it, but she discovered that she wasn't into it. I love pies to a woman's face and clothing or clothed women covered in mud. However, I am turned off by green slime. Although I don't travel much, I am open to clothed coed meet-ups. I would also like to get to know the people of the community via chat and email. I don't own a cell phone, so don't try to text me.
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theoldmanandthepie  Tuesday
Unfortunately, the site simply doesn't allow a simple music video, so I can't share "it's My Birthday" via UMDReport
theoldmanandthepie  Monday
"It's My Birthday" is now pending approvalReport
theoldmanandthepie  Saturday
I know this isn't the right time of year for my latest song parody, "Christmas Pies", but no one has submitted a story for 5 days, so I thought that I would write and submit it today. I think you'll like it. When I sang it for my wife. she replied, "I think you've found your calling." Report
theoldmanandthepie  6 days ago
my apologies--I somehow copied the incorrect link for "Pie Day Celebration". I've now added the correct link which should appear after confirmationReport
theoldmanandthepie  8 days ago
This is a continuation of my previous post. I was running out of characters. If you like my music, let me know, and I will post more of it. As it is my original work, I reserve all rightsReport
theoldmanandthepie  8 days ago
I've uploaded my original musical composition entitled "It's My Birthday". I think that it will appear as a "video" tomorrow, although I am not certain. This piece happens to be a musical puzzle. If you solve the puzzle correctly, the answer is my date of birth, which is the reason for the title. Please don't expect the music to sound like a birthday party or anything like that. It doesn't, and wasn't meant to. If you want to know how to solve the puzzle, send me a message and I will message you back with the solution. I do so, however, with the expectation that you keep the solution to...Report
theoldmanandthepie  13 days ago
I hereby promise to exchange messages or chat with anyone in the UMD community who wishes to exchange communication unless I have informed that member that I no longer wish communication. Otherwise, the only reason that I haven't responded is that I haven't yet read the message.Report
theoldmanandthepie  15 days ago
I think that it is now important to state that my anger in my most recent addition to my wall has nothing to do with my most recent post but rather refers to a blog I read.Report
theoldmanandthepie  15 days ago
I read something tonight that has made me truly, truly, angry. Please be assured that I am not angry with UMD or its community. Nevertheless, I feel compelled by this anger to add the following to my wall: WE ARE PEOPLE FIRST AND WAMMERS SECOND!Report
theoldmanandthepie  18 days ago
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I just created a folder in my photos section entitled "Music I Have Composed". However, this folder will probably be empty I figure out how to upload the music. The uploading software doesn't recognize .wav files.Report
theoldmanandthepie  29 days ago
There are a number of excellent G- or PG-rated stories in the Story archive. Have any of the producers out there given thought to producing a movie of one of these stories and selling them to Noovie as a short to generate additional income? I personally think that Marlowe's "The Reporter" would make an excellent short.Report
Curiouspaints  30 days ago
Welcome aboardReport
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